Rishi removed GO’s wrist pen drive from his drawer.
Rishi : “I know that and you are going to give this to her Einstein.”
He was very angry and he spat out
Rishi : ”U complicated resultant of CPU’s unproductive gene. Hot chicks talk to you its like mission accomplished. Get your ass to her desk now. RIGHT NOW.”
GO was confused he took the pen drive and went to her.
GO : "Hold this Drive !! Plug it in your socket"
ROM(A) surprised : "What the Hell ?"
She looked at him with her I-will-kick-your-ass-to-moon look.
GO : "Please"
ROM(A) smiled at innocent idiot.
ROM(A) : " Plugged in !!! wow it fits completely. Hope it can hold how much it promises " she teased him.
GO : "What ?"
ROM(A) : " Drive !! I was talking about drive it can hold1 GB ... Right? "
GO went technical
GO: “No No 970 MB to be exact but 10 to 15 MB varies from manufacturer to manufacturer.”
ROM(A) rolling her eyes 360 degree the typical girls I-dont-understand-your-bullshit-and-I-don't-care gesture.
GO : “1 gb pen drive I love you Rishi ”
GO embraced Rishi real hard
GO looked deeply in Rishi’s eyes and said “I love you” and embraced him again.
Rishi pushed him back, giving weird looks he smelled himself.
Rishi : ”Dude you have done some SHITTY things in your life BUT THIS ? THIS was SHITTIEST of them all.”
ROM(A) : ”Hello mr 1gb”
GO turned back ROM was standing there. GO turned bonkers his heart was pounding.
ROM(A) : “Bye Bye GO, I got to Go.”
GO : ”GO WHERE ?”
ROM smiled and went away.
GO looked at Rishi. Rishi knew exactly what he had to do.
Rishi : ” Buddy you just hit a jackpot. Roma her name is ROMA ”
GO : ” Wow !!! i didn’t knew that Tell me something original Sherlock Holmes ”
Rishi : Mrs. ROMA Bajaj , She’s married i confirmed her name on watchman’s register
GO : “Married !!! i can’t believe she looked so …. ”
Rishi : “Maintained and experienced ?” Rishi asked
GO : ”No Young and beautiful” GO corrected
ROM(A) : ”GO.. Your 1 GB pen drive and more thing i m not coming back so you can go back to work. ”
Go laughed and went back to work. He saw his drive and plugged it in.He checked pen drive and everything was empty just 1 file named sorry.He opened the file. “I m sorry you are a real sweetheart you deserve better”
GO :”SORRY ? What the hell ?? ”
Error log was flooding with errors
GO :”HACKED !!! SHIT"
He looked at pen drive for authentication in servers but DRIVE WAS EMPTY.
GO : “Shit m screwed. “
These were the last words of GO in organization. he was JAILED for 6 months for violation of privacy act.
and all of this because of 1 GB PEN DRIVE