After having cheek-smashing thappad-resultive session with 'PAPA' i had no choice what-so-ever so i called Soham
call rings..... ring 1... ring2 ... ring3 ...
Soham : (almost catching his breadth ) Baap ne kitna thappad maara ???
Bekar Eng. : ( How can entire Muchhala Polytechnic know my father more than me ?) Chod yaar bata form kidhar se lena hain ?
Soham : Ahmad tha kya ?? ha ha .. i would have paid a million dollar to see u getting samshed in front of your dad. Saale chaddi pehen ne ki akkal hain nai dukan dalega ??? Kal Vasai milte hain subah 7:30 baje sharp.
Bekar Eng. : Abe Rajdhani ko salaam dega kya 7:30 baje. form submission kabhi shuru hoga ?
Soham : Pagal Vasai mein 3 college 8:00 baje chalu hote hain. 7:30-9:30 2 ghanta devi-darshan karna hain 10:30 ko vartak mein form submit karna hain. Aur haan BHIKARI Rs.800 leke aana form bharne ke liye utna jol lagta hain.
Phone Disconnected. ok i had to reach at 7:30 to chedofying the vasai chicks no issues i m always obliged to do community service any day,any where,any time.
Boss what is this ? amount of respect i had gained in friends was directly proportional to number of times India had won the football world-cup 0.
Pappa : What happened ?
Bekar Eng. : Vartak College 7:30 Rs.800 (i tried to keep short and sweet.)
Pappa : Whom did u call ?
Bekar Eng. : Soham.
Pappa : Do u knw he does'nt have any sense of responsibility ?? Why did u not call Savio ?
Bekar Eng. : He has no sense at all. In 1947 Bloody Britishers took his intellect,sanity with them and since then the Daemon is dancing on our heads.
Pappa : (Detective Daddy ) But, Why do u have to go at 7:30 ?
Bekar Eng. : Devi-darshan.
Bhavna Ben (My Mom) : Saw i told u na.. i prayed maa Jagdamba... one thousand times to get my sweet Dhavu... Go beta Go and take Rs. 100 more and she looks at me in the most filmy way.
Bekar Eng. : Thnx Mom.
Now that is one deadly advantage you get being born in a Gujrati family. Whenever God comes around your mom will do anything for u and that is 1 more reason why i love my mom the most.
7:30 am Vasai Platform Soham , Viral , Ghantuda (Hemanshu Modi) , Jandu ( Dhaval Kansara ) were standing under the platform indicator as they promised.
Ghantuda : 5 minute pehle aata na maa kasam kya maal thi re kya maal thi...
Allow me to introduce Ghantuda meeting him once nobody would deny that he has twice as many hormones as a Chimpanzee and almost any thing in undergarments could get him excited.
i was looking at Viral
Viral is a smart Dude i personally call him Chick-Magnet, I dont know about other things but when Viral says Dude chick's hot she would be a class in herself. Like 2 sentences i used to boast a lot
You can't teach Bill Gates how to compute and
You can't teach Viral how to flirt. Its in their DNA.
Ghantuda : Bekar Eng. 8:55 Platform no.2 takle ke baju mein green saari.
Soham : Gujju hain re,
Viral : Gujju ladkiyan maal hoti hain.
Jandu : Shaadi ke Pehle, Shaadi k baad Maal-Gaadi ban jaati hain !!!
After like face-browsing 428 chicks around and this number excludes 340 aunties been stared, glared, imagined, processed by Ghantuda ka imaginative mind. Don't freak out !!! yes i used to count the amount of girls we stared it had logical two reasons
- i used to convince myself i have utilized my two hours completely.
- i get to improve my mathematical skills.
Bekar Eng. : Yeh hamare saath nahi hain.
Soham : abe saale yeh toh sabke pass hain !!! Tuje chahiye toh mera brocher bhi ghar leke jaa tune jo college ka list bhara hain woh de.
Viral was writing something very carefully.
Viral : Savio ka form hain baat kar raha hain tab tak chaap le. ( he winked.)
BAM I got admission to one of the coolest college's in Mumbai RGIT Hey hang on guys for my third part in series