Saturday, July 10, 2010

Bekar Engineer : Ek student College ki talash mein

                                             Oh my God kinda response i got my first series of  Bekar Engineer : Jandu ki kahani Hero ki zubani  was amazing. I m getting a feeling of being a miniature Chetan Bhagat already.  Journey continues as follows ...
      
    After having cheek-smashing thappad-resultive session with 'PAPA' i had no choice what-so-ever so i called  Soham

 call rings..... ring 1... ring2 ... ring3 ...

Soham :  (almost catching his breadth ) Baap ne kitna thappad maara ???            

Bekar Eng. : ( How can entire Muchhala Polytechnic know my father more than me  ?) Chod yaar bata form kidhar se lena hain ?

Soham : Ahmad tha kya ??  ha ha .. i would  have paid a million dollar to see u getting samshed in front of your dad. Saale chaddi pehen ne ki akkal hain nai dukan dalega ??? Kal Vasai milte hain subah  7:30 baje sharp.

Bekar Eng. : Abe Rajdhani ko salaam dega kya 7:30 baje. form submission kabhi  shuru hoga ?

Soham : Pagal  Vasai mein 3 college 8:00 baje chalu hote hain. 7:30-9:30 2 ghanta devi-darshan karna hain  10:30 ko vartak mein form submit karna hain. Aur haan BHIKARI Rs.800 leke aana form bharne ke liye utna jol lagta hain.

Phone Disconnected. ok i had to reach at 7:30 to chedofying the vasai chicks no issues i m always obliged to do community service any day,any where,any time.

Boss what is this ? amount of respect i had gained in friends was directly proportional to number of times India had won the football world-cup 0.

Pappa : What happened ?

Bekar Eng. :  Vartak College 7:30 Rs.800 (i tried to keep short and sweet.)

Pappa : Whom did u call ?

Bekar Eng. : Soham.

Pappa : Do u knw he does'nt have any sense of responsibility ?? Why did u not call Savio ?


Bekar Eng. : He has no sense at all. In 1947  Bloody Britishers took his  intellect,sanity with them and since then the Daemon is dancing on our heads.

Pappa :  (Detective Daddy ) But, Why do u have to go at 7:30 ?

Bekar Eng. : Devi-darshan.

Bhavna Ben (My Mom)  : Saw i told u na.. i prayed maa Jagdamba... one thousand times to get my sweet Dhavu...  Go beta  Go and take Rs. 100 more and she looks at me  in the most filmy way.

Bekar Eng.  : Thnx Mom.

Now that is one deadly advantage you get being born in a Gujrati family. Whenever God comes around your  mom will do anything for u and that is 1 more reason why i love my mom the most.



7:30 am Vasai Platform  Soham , Viral , Ghantuda (Hemanshu Modi) , Jandu ( Dhaval Kansara ) were standing under the platform indicator as they promised.


Ghantuda : 5 minute pehle aata na maa kasam kya maal thi re kya maal thi...

Allow me to introduce Ghantuda meeting him once nobody would deny that he has twice as many hormones as a Chimpanzee and almost any thing in undergarments could get him excited.

i was looking at Viral
Viral  is a smart Dude i personally call him Chick-Magnet, I dont know about other things but when Viral says Dude chick's hot she would be a class in herself. Like 2 sentences i used to boast a lot 

You can't teach Bill Gates how to compute and
You can't teach Viral  how to flirt. Its in their DNA.

Ghantuda : Bekar Eng. 8:55 Platform no.2  takle ke baju mein green saari.

Soham : Gujju hain re,

Viral : Gujju ladkiyan maal hoti hain.

Jandu : Shaadi ke Pehle, Shaadi k baad Maal-Gaadi ban jaati hain !!!

After like face-browsing 428 chicks around  and this number excludes 340 aunties been stared, glared, imagined, processed by Ghantuda ka imaginative mind. Don't freak out !!! yes i used to count the amount of girls we stared it had logical two reasons

  • i used to convince myself i have utilized my two hours completely.
  • i get to improve my mathematical skills.
Vartak college  thousands of people running around. we saw 30-40 guys from our class filling some form. Jandu yawned. we were like clueless
Soham entered class room and shouted. 

Soham : kya faltu giri hain boss. Sab chal kya raha hain
Every body looks at him. and gradually to us accompanying him.

Bekar Eng. :
Yeh hamare saath nahi hain. 

i know how much i hated to do this. but i called Savio

Bekar Eng. : oye savy bol na yaar kya karna hain kuch samaj nahi aa raha.

Savio : Dude these guys have inter-college Bachelor in Computer engineering  and Bachelor in Information technology form. You have to pay 500 bucks to the blue-shirted gentle man over there who would give you a green form, a white form and a college information brochure. Now depending upon your area of interest and  your percentage you have to choose 30 of 895 colleges listed in brochure to apply for. { getting enthusiastic and light glowing in his eyes through his 50 inch eye-glasses. YES like every other scholar Savio did have thick glasses. } Mumbai  university has  this solid process where using an computer algorithm and your percentage and your college priority you will be allotted a college. 

Jandu : kya bola ?? saala ganja maar ke aaya hain kya??

That was the problem with Savio he couldn't speak English. Not the one we understood. we did the obvious we went over to the blue peon his name was Vilas. 

Soham : ( giving  Rs. 50 to peon) are yaar form bharwa dena  sirf 4 log hain .

Vilas : (very happy ) kuch nai re yeh white form pe apna naam, baaju mein  baap k naam likho. 

Jandu  : Woh college ka naam kidhar likhna hain ??

Vilas :  Are tension nako re.  Kisi ne likha rahega chaap lene ka.
we were mumbai university students !!! Nobody in the world understood meaning of word chaap leneka more than us. We could  xerox copy anything from a C program to assignment. We excelled in that.

Ghantuda :  Savio college list de.

Savio giving the college brochure

Soham : abe saale yeh toh sabke pass hain !!! Tuje chahiye toh  mera brocher bhi ghar leke jaa tune jo college ka list bhara hain woh de.

Savio : No no i have filled acording to my percentage. You know i was first in our college and i got 86%. Mera college mein tumko admission nahi milega.

Viral  was writing something very carefully.

Bekar Eng. : kya kar raha hain ?

Viral : Savio  ka form hain baat kar raha hain tab tak chaap le. ( he winked.)

    And that was the way how we filled our engineering forms. We were blank as always but we were pretty confident that we were right since we copied from the topper. and  i hit the Target

BAM  I got admission to one of the coolest college's in Mumbai  RGIT   Hey hang on guys for my third part in series 

Bekar Eng. : Fresher ka pehla din

If you have smiled even a bit, and enjoyed story of our Bekar Engineer Comment as much as you want. Seeing your response i would definitely release third part ASAP.


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3 comments:

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